My Front Page
Hey Hey! Welcome to the front page of my site. I suppose this is where I tell you about what exactly is on my page, and put links to those things... Well.... I guess thats what I'll do. Ill tell you now that my page is pretty Edmonton-centered, since I live here, but theres stuff on here that pertains (Is that a real word? Im sure Ill figure that out when Im sober...) to you, where ever you live. I have songs (from varous bands, edmontonioan, and otherwise) in real audio, pictures of stuff I like, and other stuff to excite, and amuse you. If you have any comments, or constructive critisism ("Your page sucks" doesn't count... Tell me why) or naked pictures of yourself, or others (hopefully females... Nothing against gay people... Im just not one of them) E-mail me... Imalways looking for someone new to mail me. Oh well. I may add to this front page in the future, but at the moment, Im still feeling the effects of the free SNFU show. (free tix means more $$ to buy beer)  Oh well... Enjoy.
 

                       Music for you to listen to.....
                                   Links to other sites....
 
Thats all for now. In the next few days, look for more shit.... New shit... Shit you haven't seen before.
                       Email me at [email protected]

Remember, a pitcher is just a really big mug....
 

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